So why is farting in front of your spouse so awkward?
I dunno about you, but I have never heard Zac fart.. ever. Which is odd for me, because boys tend to fart more then girls.. but on the other side of the marriage totem-pole, Zac has never heard me fart. Now, I'm not going to be a typical girl and say "oh.. I don't fart, ever. that never happens to me." Ladies and Gentlemen, I know I look like the perfect little angel girl, but even angels Fart. Its just human nature:)
Why is it that Girls are more embarrassed about Farting then Boys are? Lets face it, being gross and smelly is the mans job.. not the Ladies job. Men, Can you imagine Making out with your Girl and then Hearing her let a rip right in front of you? Or say your making love and it happens then? While most men think this is funny and just brush it off, Us Women immediately become embarrassed and self conscious about our flatulence. I don't care what psycho girl you're dating that says she doesn't care if you fart. She cares. We just have to accept farting because it just happens.
Granted, As men and women Get older they just don't seem to care anymore.
"Woah honey! That was definitely your brand!"
'Was that a wet one? you might want to check your pants'
"Man.. Those burritos are getting to me."
Then when you get really old and cant control it anymore you fart in the weirdest places. For example:
Walking down the stairs
Standing up from a couch,
Sitting down on a couch,
Bending down to get something,
Walking down an aisle at the grocery store,
Coughing. (this one makes me laugh every time!)
Sneezing.
Sleeping.
Not farting in public is polite, but is it impolite to fart in front of your spouse or friends? Once you Fart in front of your spouse one time, it sorta "breaks the ice" for farting. So stop holding it in! Go on and fart, Because eventually you wont be able to control it any more, and those ones are the worst smelling:)
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